“Proud” Spurs Dad Gets Daughter to Thumb Nose at Suarez – But Luis Has Last Laugh – by Rob Atkinson


Luis Suarez - last laugh

Luis Suarez – last laugh

What does it take to make a Spurs fan’s day when you see your favourites getting thrashed 5-0 at home by Liverpool?  Arsenal’s defeat at Man City might have helped – but the Gunners only conceded as many as a hapless Spurs side at the Etihad, and at least they managed to score three where Tottenham managed a grand total of zero – so that’s a non-starter.  Fortunately, some Spurs fans have such low expectations of life at a post-Bale White Hart Lane – they can get an amazing amount of enjoyment from a jape you’d have thought was more to the taste of someone in his early teens.  Still, these are gloomy times around N17, and a chap has to get his laughs where he can.

So it was that long-suffering Spurs fan Des Brown – on hearing that his daughter Olivia was to be the home team mascot when Liverpool visited – persuaded her to pull a childish stunt on Suarez by thumbing her nose at the Uruguayan when he offered to shake hands.  It’s a thing that even the likes of Patrice Evra might have scorned as too embarrassing for words, but clearly it was all meat and drink to Mr Brown who was transparently thrilled.  To anyone who might wonder what’s missing in his life that he should take such delight in a trick worthy of a seven-year old, he observed: “Suarez isn’t the nicest character so I just wanted her to do it……..It’s made my day – it’s just hilarious.”

Perhaps it’s as well that the incident occurred so that something could make Mr Brown’s day – as clearly the football match that ensued wouldn’t have been palatable for him or for any other Spurs fan, Liverpool strolling to an easy 5-0 win with Suarez having the last laugh as he scored two of the goals.  Sadly though, even the consolation of his daughter agreeing to pull a playground stunt on her Dad’s behalf failed to be fully appreciated by Dismal Des, as he didn’t even see it happen.  “I said I’d give her £20 to give him the thumb to the nose and the twiddly fingers,” admitted the not-all-that-mature Dad. “Afterwards she came back to our seats and said ‘dad I’ve done it’ and I told her I didn’t see it and she said he just laughed and then she asked for her £20.”

It seems that young Olivia’s head is screwed on that bit more tightly than her silly-billy pop’s – at least she’s 20 quid up on the deal, after all – and she got a laugh out of a superstar.  Des meanwhile is £20 down, a 5-0 defeat sadder and wiser – well, sadder anyway – well, perhaps not even that given his pre-existing degree of sadness – and he didn’t even see his daughter’s fulfilment of his wishes.  Oh well, never mind.  Spurs have Southampton away next – maybe they could bust the form book and get a draw, or at least keep it down to less than five or six.  Then, even Mr Brown might be able to think about football again, instead of nursery games.

Suarez, meanwhile, goes from strength to strength despite the crushing blow of having a child thumb her nose at him because “he’s not the nicest character”.  Perhaps his season will survive such a mortal insult, perhaps, even, he might reflect that an alleged adult who bribes his child to act thus in front of millions on live TV isn’t actually the nicest character either – or the cleverest.  But Suarez has a 5-0 win to keep him smiling.  How do you like them cockerels, Mr Brown?

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8 responses to ““Proud” Spurs Dad Gets Daughter to Thumb Nose at Suarez – But Luis Has Last Laugh – by Rob Atkinson

  1. Just another embarrassment to the Spurs in a year when so much was expected from them after so much dosh being spent buying new players!

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  2. Probably sums up a lot of everything that’s wrong today. Sounds overdramatic but it’s not funny it’s just ignorant and says a lot about the way parents “look after” kids today. It’s fine to be rude to someone. Proud dad, what a t*****!

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  3. more juvenile Tottenham slagging eh Mr Atkinson! thnk you’re a closet Arse fan.Are they you;re fave Prem team?

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  4. Red hothouse

    Made my day when he ( Suarez ) scored 2 an set 3 up ! Hahaha if that’s how you get your kicks sending your big teeth daughter to do your dirty work ! Well all be it .

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  5. Cheshuntboy

    Well, you’ve finally posted something about Spurs that I can agree with – the ‘proud’ dad is exactly the type that makes me despair (but at least AVB has got the push at long last, so it’s not all gloom at WHL!).

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    • To be fair, this wasn’t primarily a Spurs-bashing piece; I was mainly dismayed by the spectacular dimness of the dad concerned in encouraging such infantile behaviour towards – whatever you may think of him personally – a truly great footballer right at the top of his game. And every club has the odd moron like that! I wonder who will be next on the chopping block for Spurs – can’t think of many likely candidates really. Hoddle might be a good bet for the short term initially.

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  6. Kunal Ramteke

    She asked for Five ! he gave them FIVE !!!

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