Following on from last year’s ill-conceived advice not to go to bed yet, Leeds United are making it clear nice and early that it’s OK for sleepy fans to head up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, as absolutely nothing of note is likely to happen at Elland Road in terms of slumber-depriving incoming transfer activity. Our source at Leeds has confirmed that “Is too late to do anything, not even in your dreams, my friend”.
Leeds fans are advised to:
- Make a nice cup of cocoa
- Turn Sky’s Deadline Day programme OFF
- Put some nice clean ‘jamas on
- Book tickets for the next home game
- Save up for your pie tax
- Stay off Twitter
- Go to bed
- Sweet dreams of the Emergency Loan window
A party to be held at the Elland Road banqueting suite from 11pm until the wee small hours is billed as the “We Got Away With It AGAIN, You Mugs” Party 2016. Ordinary fans are not invited, as they’ll all be fast asleep.
Massimo Cellino is a liar and a humbug.