FA Defends Appointment of Man U Fan for Home Fixture Against Leeds United – by Rob Atkinson

Paul Pogba congratulates Taylor on another fine decision for Man Utd

In a move hardly calculated to reinforce perceptions of fairness and impartiality, the FA have chosen Wythenshawe born official Anthony Taylor as referee for this Sunday’s meeting of Manchester United and Leeds United at Old Trafford (kick off 4:30pm). It is, of course, quite possible that this appointment is free from any taint of bias and favouritism. The question remains: with the choice of any Premier League referee, why pick one from a man u stronghold six miles from Old Trafford, whose family are strongly rumoured to hold season tickets for the Red Devils?

Actually, it’s not quite true to say that any Premier League referee could have been picked to referee this particular match, as Yorkshire’s Martin Atkinson is ineligible due to his White Rose roots – do you begin to see the difficulty here?

The problem for Anthony Taylor is that he does not wish to be excluded from involvement in some of the so-called “biggest games in the Premier League calendar”, and is therefore most anxious to scotch any rumours that he has any emotional ties to Old Trafford. In fact, he claims, winking furiously and concealing crossed fingers behind his back, he’s a supporter of Altrincham FC – so that’s ok then.

It is further claimed in defence of Mr Taylor’s impartiality that he is a founder member of a Manchester-wide organisation of football people which was formed to promote Mancunian football as a whole, rather than the interests of any one club. Soccer Can Unite Manchester (SCUM) has been close to Anthony’s heart for many years, according to one neutral Mancunian who wished to be known only as Fred the Red. Another witness for Mr Taylor who doesn’t even live in Manchester, hailing instead from Devon, has pointed out that Leeds United’s last visit to Old Trafford had ended up with man u going out of the FA Cup. “We’m didn’t even get a penalty and Jerrrmaaaaine Beckford was only a yaaaaaarrrd onsoide, and it wasn’t fair,” said our man in Ilfracombe, neutrally, “So ‘opefully Aaaaanthony can help set thaaaat record straight”.

All eyes will be on Anthony Taylor this Sunday, which is perhaps not the most conducive of circumstances in which to operate in a professional manner. Everybody is also aware that Man U have had an extraordinarily large number of penalties awarded this season and last, and many punters are placing heavy bets, not on whether the home side will get a spot kick, but rather on how many they will get, with two being the marginal favourite. But the FA have defended their appointment of Mr Taylor, saying “We are sure that, as Howard Webb has now retired, Anthony is the best possible man for this match, and that he will act entirely as we expect him to. Come on yooouu Reeee-eds!”

Alan Hardaker, 108, has let it be known (through a medium) that he entirely approves of this appointment.

12 responses to “FA Defends Appointment of Man U Fan for Home Fixture Against Leeds United – by Rob Atkinson

  1. Haha, ‘love your gallows humour, Rob! ‘Have blindfold and cigarette prepared for Sunday’s match, whilst praying for a reprieve based on ‘God’ being smarter than Munure’s current manager – I forget his/her name.


  2. You couldn’t make it up 🤷🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄….


  3. Reality Cheque

    Don’t worry Rob, in order to rule out any bias or unfairness, the PL have decided that VAR decisions will now be governed by a panel of ex-professional players rather than a qualified referee. The VAR panel for this match, (which was drawn out of a hat behind closed doors to ensure it is totally fair) is Phil Neville, Roy Keane & Paul Scholes.
    The referee will no longer be invited to view any contentious decisions on a monitor as the “independent” VAR panel will give the final ruling on any decisions to avoid lengthy delays
    This minor “tweaking” of the VAR decision system should eliminate the inconsistencies created by VAR so far.
    Hope that has put your mind at ease Rob. MOT


  4. Mike Durham

    No truth in the rumour that ManU are kicking off from the penalty spot then Rob?
    EPL…reassuringly bent. At least there are some things in life you can rely on 😱


  5. Life is LUFC

    Is the 16.30 kick off for both teams, could be a devious ploy for scum to win because the other team did not show up for the real kick off time of 12.30.
    Nothing would surprise me when it comes to the bias against Leeds United.


  6. Life is LUFC

    At least one in each half equals 4.
    Two of them being for Leeds United but the ref is colour blind as well.


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