28 Years Ago Today: Leeds United Crush Man U on Christmas Eve – by Rob Atkinson


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1995-96 was the last full season of Sergeant Wilko’s eventful reign at Elland Road. His influence over Leeds United was crumbling amid rumours of money problems, takeovers and dressing-room discontent, a tale that would doubtless strike a chord with Messrs. Grayson, Warnock and even Evans of more recent vintage. This was a season that had started off with a flurry of Tony Yeboah thunderbolts and some impressive results and performances which appeared to promise much. Sadly though, it petered out in a shocking late-season run following a League Cup Final humiliation at Wembley, courtesy of Aston Villa. Howard Wilkinson was a dead man walking from that time on.

This Christmas Eve match against the Pride of Devon found Leeds some way short of their peak form. Worrying signs of defensive frailty and general ineptitude had been all too obvious just the previous week at Hillsborough. United had succumbed spinelessly to a 6-2 defeat at the hands of an unremarkable Sheffield Wednesday side and – all bravado aside – there wasn’t much optimism in the hearts of the faithful as this fixture against the arch-enemy loomed.

It was certainly a different Christmas Eve for me. I hadn’t exactly led a sheltered life up to that point, but this was the first time – and the last, to date – I’d ever risen the day before Christmas to bacon sandwiches at 6 am, closely followed by numerous Budweisers with the Sunday papers in a fan-friendly pub, as we waited for our “Scum Match Special” mini-bus. The queasy feeling before any match against “Them” was therefore multiplied by unaccustomed early-morning grease and alcohol, and I was feeling several shades of not-too-good as we set off for Elland Road. It was an 11:30 kick-off, live on Sky, and it promised either to make or break the whole of Christmas for us fans, as well as for our hopeful families.

scum-programmeThe situation between the Uniteds of Leeds and Devon is one of a legendary mutual animosity, even at the best of times. Let’s not mince words here, the two sets of fans hate, loathe and detest each other – and open warfare is the norm. Revisionist football pundits would have us believe that this is strictly a one-way affair, but you only have to tune into one of Sky TV’s glitzy live love-ins for a Man U match, and whoever they are playing, our Home-Counties friends are in full voice with their “We all hate Leeds scum”. Even Alex Ferguson, back then the Media Darlings’ not-altogether-likable manager, makes no bones about it; some of his more coherent sound bites feature his opinion that Elland Road “is the most intimidating arena in Europe”. He’s also stated that going to Liverpool is nowhere near as bad as going to Leeds; clearly, he’s never been for a late-night pint in Dodge City.

So, Yuletide or not, the usual poisonous atmosphere was in evidence as the two teams walked out before a 39,801 crowd that overcast morning twenty-six years ago today. Just as Leeds were smarting from their Hillsborough debacle, so Man U were struggling to emerge from a poor run, winless for a month and dispatched by Liverpool the previous week. This seasonal fixture was a chance of redemption for both sides.

By kick-off time, I was starting to feel properly ill, and in dire need of a pick-me-up. This arrived in a most unlikely form after a mere five minutes, when a Leeds corner swung over from the right. Richard Jobson rose on the edge of the area to head towards goal, where David Wetherall, lethal against Man U in the past, was challenging for a decisive touch. But that touch came instead from the upraised, red-sleeved arm of Nicky Butt – and referee Dermot Gallagher’s whistle sounded for a penalty.

Peering from the Kop at the other end of the ground, through an alcoholic fug, I could hardly believe my eyes. Leeds just didn’t get penalties against “Them”. It would happen the other way around alright, way too often, and even from three yards outside the area, but this was unprecedented, since our Title-winning year anyway. Steve Bruce evidently thought it was just too much to bear, and screamed his violent protests into Gallagher’s face, having to be restrained by Gary MacAllister, who appeared to be trying to explain the rules to the furious defender. The guilty look on Butt’s face, though, spoke volumes. MacAllister placed the ball on the spot, and sent it sweetly into the top right corner to make it 1-0, giving Peter Schmeichel not even the ghost of a chance. The celebrations were raucous and deafening as the Elland Road cauldron exploded with joy – and inside my skull, the trip-hammer of a beer-fuelled headache pounded away anew, utterly failing though to banish my smile of delight.

Leeds had the bit between their teeth now, and Brian Deane was suddenly clear for an instant outside the right corner of the Man U penalty area, played in by a cute pass from Carlton Palmer. Schmeichel was out swiftly to smother the chance, but Deane managed to dink the ball over him, only for it to clip the crossbar and bounce away to safety. A two-goal lead at that stage would have felt unlikely yet deserved, as Leeds United had been on the front foot right from the off. Soon, though, a lesson was to be delivered about what happens when you miss chances against this lot.

The unlikely culprit as Leeds were pegged back was Gary Speed. Receiving the ball in the left-back position, he tried to beat Butt instead of clearing long, and was robbed of possession. Butt looked up, and placed a neat pass inside to Andy Cole, whose efficient first-time finish leveled the match. Suddenly, my headache was even worse, and I was starting to wonder about the fate of my fry-up breakfast too, as it threatened to make an untimely and spectacular reappearance. Time for another reviving injection of optimism as Leeds surged forward, and Speed so nearly made up for his defensive error, playing a one-two with Tomas Brolin which gave him space to put in a right-foot shot that went narrowly wide.

The game had settled down by this time, and both sides were showing enough ambition to feel that they were in with a chance of victory. Leeds though had thrown off their Sheffield blues, and attacked with verve and purpose. Now, a defensive position was coolly handled by Gary Kelly, finding the time and space to launch a long clearance forward, where Brolin headed on. The ball was loose, and surely meat and drink for Man U’s international defender Paul Parker – but he inexplicably let it bounce over his foot. Tony Yeboah pounced on it like a hound on a rat, and he was away, surging towards goal with ex-Leeds defender Denis Irwin backing off. Yeboah in this mood was usually irresistible, and sure enough none of Irwin’s careful jockeying could prevent him from finding that vital half-yard of space. The gap appeared, Schmeichel came out to block, and Yeboah clipped the ball sumptuously just out of the Danish ‘keeper’s reach, up and over to nestle in the far corner of the South Stand net.

Again, that explosion of noise and joy, again my fragile system was assailed by the rough-and-tumble of riotous celebration. 2-1 up against the team we loved to hate; the cockneys at the far end were suddenly silent and morose. “You’re not singing anymore!” we blasted at them, and indeed, little would be heard from the away fans for the rest of the game.

The second half was another tale of give and take, both sides able to cause trouble up front, but both seemingly capable of dealing with all that was thrown at them. The onus was on Man U to retrieve a losing situation, but Leeds were rarely in great trouble, and as the game entered its final quarter there was unprecedented optimism that we could close this one out, and enter Christmas on a real high. Leeds weren’t simply sitting back and absorbing pressure – and the maxim of attack being the best form of defence was to serve them well. On 73 minutes, Jobson made a foray down the left, and was fouled by Cole chasing back. The resulting free-kick was played to MacAllister in space in the middle of the park, and he swiftly moved it out to the right wing. Brolin picked up possession and slipped the ball to the overlapping Palmer, who surged into the box and then turned past Irwin to set up Brolin again on the edge of the area. The much-maligned Swede, making the contribution I best remember him for, chipped the ball sweetly first-time, standing it up just around the penalty spot, where Brian Deane’s exemplary movement had won him the space to rise and plant a firm header past a helpless Schmeichel into the net. 3-1 and finis.

After the game, and before the seasonal celebrations could begin in earnest, other traditions had to be observed. Ferguson, naturally, had to moan about the penalty. “It was a very surprising decision, given in circumstances that were beyond me.” whinged the Purple-nosed One, in evident ignorance of the deliberate handball provisions – but perhaps aiming to justify Bruce’s undignified and almost psychotic protest at the time. And the massed ranks of the Kop Choir had to regale the departing Man U fans with victory taunts as they sulked away, silent and crestfallen, headed for all points south. To this day, there has never been another Christmas Eve Premier League fixture, this was the first and only – so as far as those occasions go, Leeds United have a perfect 100% record, with Devon’s Finest lagging some way behind on 0%.

I can’t at this distance remember the journey home, nor even how very ill I was when I got there, although I’m told I was the picture of ecstatic yet grossly hung-over ebullience. I just know it was my happiest Christmas Eve ever, ensuring a deliriously festive spirit for the whole holiday, much to the delight of my long-suffering wife and two-year-old daughter.

Merry Christmas, everybody! And God bless us, every one. (Except, of course, Them, from There.)

Marching On Together

25 responses to “28 Years Ago Today: Leeds United Crush Man U on Christmas Eve – by Rob Atkinson

  1. Remember it well. I was at Butlins that Christmas and the missus put money on McAllister to score the first goal and they laughed at her!

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  2. I always remember the game for Brian Deane’s goal. The bloke behind me had be slating Deane to his mates all the way through the game. Minutes before he scored, I had challenged him to a £10 bet that Deane would score in the game (if I remember rightly, there was only about 20 minutes remaining). He took the bet, egged on by his mates to put his money where his mouth was. He got so much stick when Deane headed in. It ended a perfect game for me.

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  3. Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Happy Christmas to you too Rob.

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  5. MACBedford

    I was there with the wife(to be). We d been to a wedding in York the day before, so I had no choice but to take her. She being a “City” fan meant she was as happy as myself with the result, Just dont call “them” United I warned her. A great start to the Christmas festivities, and the 150 mile trip(South) home didnt seem as bad as when we usually played(and lost) to our not so near neighbours…

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    • I’m glad to see that you’re passing on some wisdom from the real United to a City fan. She’d be happy to know that there’s still a dint in our ceiling from when “AgueRROOOOO!!!!” scored THAT goal against QPR. Mine enemy’s enemy is my friend 😉

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  7. You know what I’d forgotten all about this game , (mid 90’s were a blur rob ) , thanks for jogging my memory … I do remember villa spoiling what was a great weekend in London though..

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    • Yeah, me too Mr O. We had a boozy night in Stevenage on Wembley eve and met some nice female Villa fans – it was a great weekend right up to kick off time. Then it declined sharply.

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  8. Mart Le Blanc

    That really was the perfect start to Christmas ever! As for the Villa match, yet another great weekend spoiled by a game of football!

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  9. Ropey Wyla

    Merry Xmas Rob.

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  10. Ahh those were the days!! out with the lads night before met a girl in Buzz bar, invited her back for a “coffee” as you do Next morning up early ate last remains of the previous nights pizza 8 pack of stella in the fridge!
    Invited her into the living room with quilt to watch the game she got totally caught up in the atmosphere { the stella helped} after we had won
    I gave her another ” coffee!!” so to speak. Booked her a taxi and promised to call, never did!!!

    Oh the good old days of a dinosaur on westgate Happy days

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  11. Thanks for recalling such a joyful occasion. Brilliant writing, I could feel every queezy moment of your hangover and share the joy of skippering scum. Happy Christmas it feels better already.

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  12. Nothing to do with the subject , just wanted to vent my spleen …
    Today sam Alladyce is welcome back with open arms , the sky “pundits” are all falling over themselves to say what a great signing it is for palace. ..
    Have I had a fucking lobotomy rob ,, this man has been caught red handed with his fingers in the pie , and that I’m sure is the tip of the iceburg with this man, he’s disgraced his country..
    And yet in the 70’s they hung drew and quartered Don for years (and still do) for resigning as England manager ,, and let’s face it he had no choice in my book,, wankers like Emlyn Hughes wouldn’t performe for him out of pure spite , hatred and jealousy of him…

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    • Nail on the head, Mr. O. I could not agree more. This exposes the hypocrisy everywhere in the game, from fans, through press and media, right up to the corrupt FA.

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  13. Life is LUFC

    I wonder if anyone else will spot it Rob 👀 😂
    You rascal you.
    Good read though, have you recovered yet.

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  14. andrew hinks

    i’d normally comment but “im game weary”

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  15. andrew hinks

    over to you fella!

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