FA Need to Make Example of Newcastle Nutter Pardew – by Rob Atkinson


Pardew drops the nut as Howard Webb looks on

Pardew drops the nut as Howard Webb looks on

It’s rather an article of faith for Leeds United fans – some might even call it a tell-tale symptom of paranoia – to seize upon notable examples of bad behaviour by those at other clubs, wondering out loud: how would the authorities react if it had been us doing something like that?

The weekend incident when Newcastle manager Alan Pardew committed what amounted to common assault on an opposition player was a case in point. Just imagine if, say, Don Revie had upped and nutted Emlyn Hughes for example, or perhaps even an establishment darling like Bobby Charlton. The likes of Alan Hardaker would doubtless have demanded the death penalty, and our own Sir Don might well have ended up dangling from a lamp-post on Lancaster Gate.

Petulance and over-aggression, under the pitiless gaze of the omnipresent TV cameras, are becoming more and more of a problem on the football field. But in Saturday’s meeting of Hull City and Newcastle United, the issue reared its ugly head, so to speak, in the managerial technical area. With very little provocation – and somewhat less thought – Toon manager Alan Pardew acted like an inveterate thug, utterly disgracing himself and, by association, his club.

The circumstances were bizarre. No excuses could be made in terms of pressure or stress, no mitigation is available by way of any sense of injustice or bad luck. Rather, if anything, the opposite. Pardew’s Newcastle team were 3-1 up, having landed a hat-trick of sucker punches while Hull City had battered away at the Geordies’ goal to no avail. Then, City midfielder David Meyler, hastening to retrieve the ball for a throw-in, had the temerity to jostle Pardew in passing. Was this at the root of what followed? Did Pardew feel that his immense managerial dignity had been ruffled in his being brushed aside by a mere Hull City player?

Whatever the cause, Pardew reacted like a teenage hoodlum with twelve pints of White Lightning inside him. Facing up to a startled Meyler, the irate manager – there is no other way to describe this – butted his hapless target in the face. He “dropped the nut”, as we say hereabouts. Stitch that! He inflicted a “Pontefract Kiss”, which involves forehead but no lips and is decidedly not an expression of affection. The TV commentators yowled in shock and disgust. The pundits on Sky’s Soccer Saturday programme giggled, as is their wont, in delighted schoolboy amazement, tinged with an awful sense of what the headmasters at the FA might now do.

Let’s not be coy here – this was no ritualistic “shoving of a player’s head in the general direction of equally riled-up opponent”. You sometimes do get that between opposing players, and it’s usually more like two wary stags trying to show aggression without getting hurt, than any real intent to land a blow. Pardew’s offence was different. It was a full-on, neck flexed, calculated nutting, aimed at a player who clearly expected nothing of the sort from a Premier League manager. As Pardew’s forehead landed, the football world shook.

It’s been said quite a few times since the incident that such behaviour from a manager is unprecedented.  Yet Pardew does have form for touchline aggression, having been caught on camera in the past, going full throttle for the distinguished throat of Arsene Wenger.  This most recent descent of the red mist over Pardew’s vision is baffling, mainly for the relative lack of provocation in what was a fairly comfortable situation for his team – but also for the sheer lunatic foolhardiness of the act.  This is a man, let’s not forget,  who needs to be able to demonstrate the temperament and emotional stability to have charge of a squad of highly-paid athletes in the white-hot atmosphere of Premier League combat.  Pardew has demonstrated beyond reasonable doubt that he lacks these qualities and you have to fear for his future, if not his sanity.

This is surely a situation where the game’s authorities have to act, and act decisively.  They really are honour-bound to throw the book at Pardew if they are to send a sufficiently emphatic message to the effect that this sort of thing is simply unacceptable.  Newcastle United themselves have attempted to defuse any action by the game’s rulers, imposing a heavy club fine and issuing an official warning.  But really, the man’s credibility is shot – surely Newcastle cannot afford to be tainted by association with such a liability.  The Toon fans of my acquaintance would not mourn his departure, and it may well be that a quality squad would benefit from a wiser, calmer head in charge of their team.

If Pardew now stays in charge of what is a significant if not huge Premier League club, then what sort of message does that send out to everybody involved with football – the players, managers, fans – everyone?  What does it teach the young kids who watch football avidly on TV and will have seen Pardew’s nut-job in full HD and glorious slo-mo?  Nothing of any good, that’s for certain.

The FA should act, and they should act swiftly.  We are given to understand that they will investigate the matter – and of course they have no power to dismiss Newcastle’s manager; that is a club decision.  But by imposing a touchline ban of significant length, the FA could perhaps force Newcastle United’s hand, compelling them to realise that hanging on to Alan Pardew is in nobody’s interests – probably not even his own, given the pressure he will now be under every time Newcastle play.

I’d find it very hard to defend a Leeds United manager in these circumstances – though I probably would try.  That’s where blinkered loyalty leads you.  It’s more than likely that some Newcastle fans will be minded to defend Pardew. But he’s made a fool of himself and it reflects no credit on Newcastle United FC that he’s still in post a full day after his ridiculous and foolhardy action.  A parting of the ways would probably be in the best interests of everyone concerned, and after the events at the KC Stadium on Saturday, it can hardly come soon enough.

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15 responses to “FA Need to Make Example of Newcastle Nutter Pardew – by Rob Atkinson

  1. Unfortunately for the majority of Toon fans pardew has only been fined 100k and looks likely to hold onto his job for the time being. He was also heard screaming foul mouthed abuse at an opposing manager a few weeks ago,it may have been Pelligrini,but it was clearly audible on sky tv. He’s only got the job due to him being a “yes man” for the owner. An example certainly needs to be made though,you’d never see the likes of wayne rooney influencing youngsters by headbutting people. This is mainly due to the fear of parting with his independent hair though.

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  2. Had a Leeds United manager who committed Pardew’s assault, those of us with an anti-Leeds persecution complex would now be living in trepidation of a points deduction … and perhaps, that would compel NUFC to decide it was in their best interests to wave goodbye to Mr. Pardew.

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  3. As Leeds fans I think we should keen our noses out of it. Its For Newcastle and the FA to sort out and they don’t need us getting involved…..

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    • Andy, you’re quite entitled not to read the articles here that may not be to your taste, but you’re definitely not welcome to stick your nose into my choice of subjects. Capisce?

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  4. Yes Andy, don’t offer your view if you have failed to agree with everything Rob states, god forbid . If that was a head butt, my nose would look much better than it does now, but keep on with the wisdom oh enlightened one .

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    • I think you need to brush up on your sarcasm, it’s insipid. For clarification, in response to this and a few similar ones I couldn’t be arsed publishing – it’s not disagreement I object to, it’s arrogant idiots telling me what to write and what not to write. I made this abundantly clear to Andy, but he and others have chosen to come over all pre-menstrual and refuse to see the obvious point. To put it as simply as possible – viewpoints are welcome; unsolicited and unqualified editorial advice is not.

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  5. Rob, you put this is up for the public to read and then decide to edit the responses, some of which in your own words you cant be arsed publishing. What’s the point then?

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    • I’ve explained this. The non-idiots will find it easily understandable. If you want to align yourself with the idiots, just for the sake of hopping aboard a bandwagon, that’s your lookout.

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  6. Rob, I am a non idiot and thanks for the advice. The last thing I would hope to aspire to is arrogance. Touche

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  7. Alright Rob, you will notice I refrain from hurtful abuse in my posts, perhaps your description of insipid is true but I don’t get why you only want your view to be accepted, (I DON’T, YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!) or those of your followers, you do put this blog out for many Leeds fans to read, clearly. My only problem with this is you are very quick to label as idiots anyone who differs from your views, a bit unfair surely . (IT WOULD BE IF IT WERE TRUE, BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE I LABEL IDIOTS ARE THOSE WHO WILFULLY MISUNDERSTAND, YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!)

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  8. After practically everybody in the football world laughing Leeds and sticking their noses into Leeds troubles for the past 10 years, it is always nice to poke our noses into other football clubs troubles for a change.
    The anti-Leeds brigade, particularly amongst most of our Yorkshire rivals, are so board with their low profile clubs that they are always poking their nose into Leeds business, with their disgusting remarks on local radio.
    Most of those local rival supporters must deep down be very interested in Leeds, because they use Leeds as a yard-stick, by always saying “just few points behind Leeds now”.
    I do agree with some people though, that we should concentrate on our own club, because we are Leeds and nobody is bigger than Leeds in the Championship.

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  9. Not many bigger in the prem, you just need to hear supporters on hols saying it’s not the same without us there, they still hate the team and supporters, but in a much nicer and fluffy way

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  10. The thing is Andy,is that incidents like pardew nutting Meyler are fair game for banter and discussion. Did you go round every pub last night telling everyone to keep their noses out? I would say that other managers should keep their noses out,particularly mourinho. No doubt he’ll be piping up with his two pennyworth any minute now.

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  11. Reblogged this on earth535.

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